teabagging

teabagging
1. (teabagging) (11316↑, 2451↓)
the insertion of one man's sack into another person's mouth. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.

At the frat house last night, when Tim was wasted an down on the floor, he got teabagged by, like, ten guys\! Me and Jen were teabagging last night when her mom walked in. Awkward.

2. (teabagging) (3756↑, 1067↓)
To have a man insert his scrotum into another person's mouth in the fashion of a teabag into a mug with an up/down (in/out) motion.

Man: Let's teabag\! Your Daughter: Okay\!

3. (teabagging) (1758↑, 875↓)
v. To lower one's scrotum into another's mouth.

Person 1: I want to try teabagging. Person 2: You mean, you want ME to try teabagging...

Author: The Grammar Nazi http://teabagging.urbanup.com/1253
4. (teabagging) (2895↑, 2143↓)
An adult act performed by consenting republican/conservatives on each other to express their fake outrage to imaginary tax increases (most of these idiots actually just got a tax break) During this act one republican/conservative nut job (pun intended) drops his pants in public and slowly lowers his scrotum into the eager mouth of another right wing nut lover. Some basic Teabagging participation rules 1: Participants have to be very low income (preferably on welfare) 2: Participants have to be avid Fox News watchers (this makes certain the participants are brainwashed to the extent of being borderline retarded) 3: Participants have to be republican/conservative

On 04/15/09 (Tax Day) broke ass republicans throughout the country gathered in public and performed mass teabagging on each other for hours while complaining about some imaginary tax increases

5. (Teabagging) (531↑, 297↓)
The scrotum, much like the tea bag, is a pouch that is used specifically as a means of convenient storage. The tea bag is to tea-leaves as the scrotum is to testicles. Now most people would come to the consensus that the scrotum is not the most attractive aspect of the male form, and that it should be hidden from view at all times because of its offensive appearance and function. Whenever the scrotum comes out of hiding, people tend to take notice. Imagine a scenario in which you and your close associates are out drinking all night and having a gay old time. Also imagine that you have a friend named Greg, who in light of his low tolerance for alcohol, proceeds to act like a total dilweed for most of the evening, and his night reaches its climax when he passes out. (Note: Greg has passed out with his shoes still on, making him fair game.) You and your friends decide that Greg should be punished for his capriciousness, and one friend-let’s say his name is Jarvis- suggests that “we should tea-bag him\!” As has remained constant since the colonial days of tar and feathers, mob mentality prevails. Everyone praises Jarvis for his idea, which seems brilliant in the context of inebriation, and they suggest that he have the honor of performing the deed. Jarvis walks over to the incapacitated Greg, and proceeds to unzip his jeans. He delicately exposes his scrotum and slowly descends, hovering above Greg until he finally allows his junk to come to rest gently on Greg’s face. Applause.

Greg was a victim of teabagging last night, and he complained to me about scrotal-residue left on his face. (see scrotum stamp)

6. (Teabagging) (226↑, 125↓)
n. (gerund): 1. A sexual act wherein a man inserts his scrotum into another person's mouth, imitative of the act of brewing tea. It may be done for erotic or mischievous reasons. 2. The act of protesting certain fiscal policies of the federal government, performed by conservative American citizens who do not understand just how out of touch they are with the nation's youth.

"Right there–middle of the page, FOX News. They're calling themselves 'teabaggers.' Did no one think of running a Google search beforehand?" Be it a frat party or the National Mall, remember: teabagging impresses no one and will only lead to a bad taste in someone's mouth.

7. (teabagging) (611↑, 512↓)
The act of repeatedly lowering one's ballsack onto another person's head/forehead. Ususally performed by male strippers on clients.

Male Stripper 1: You see that old woman? Male Stripper 2: Yeah. MS 1: I was just teabagging her. MS 2: That's my mom. MS 1: Oh... *uncomfortable silence*

8. (teabagging) (677↑, 621↓)
The mornic act of conservatives/Republicans sending used teabags to lawmakers because they think Obama is a Nazi.

"I didn't know that teabagging through the mail was even possible\!"

9. (Teabagging) (190↑, 135↓)
1) Culturally retarded conservazombie who realizes he's made a gay sex reference far too late, and attempts to change a slang term 10 years old by defacing the Internet. 2) The lowering of a man's scrotum into someone's mouth.

Who do these teabagging idiots think they are? Ingsoc? Alex is a master of teabagging, and many of the local ladies have tasted of his scrotal flavors.

10. (teabagging) (604↑, 556↓)
The act of dipping one's testicles into the mouth of another, something that Fox News personality Glenn Beck suggested conservatives should do to each other in collective gatherings nationwide on April 15, 2009.

I hate what these damn LIEbruls are doing to my country, let's get together with a bunch of Republicans and rock out while teabagging each other, because we're like totally not closeted, repressed self-hating homosexuals\!\!\! We hate the gays\!\!\!

11. (teabagging) (653↑, 631↓)
A term heavily used in the first-person shooter multiplayer online game "Battlefield 2." Teabagging is referred as, upon a successful kill of another player, crouching over the head of the victim's dead body as they lay on their back (dead); and doing so repeatedly in a "teabagging" motion. This act is to shame and humiliate the victim player, and usually incites anger and violence. This act is not unlike dances performed by football players after a touchdown.

"John began teabagging Jane after his hand grenade blew up next to her head; this angered Jane greatly."

12. (teabagging) (37↑, 27↓)
An act, usually performed by a male, characterized by the placement of one's scrotum into the mouth of another. Originally coined by angry American colonists who, in response to the unforgiving Tea Act of 1773, retaliated by boarding British ships in the Boston Harbor dressed as Native Americans (see [Indians]) and proceeded to dip their scrotums into the mouths of British seamen. Because this embarrassing act resembled the brewing of tea and was coupled with the British fondness for fine tea, colonists began to name this act "teabagging." By the late nineteenth century, hostilities with Great Britain had diminished in America. Since the founding of America, teabagging has remained a strong humiliation and has only grown more popular. At the Geneva Convention of 1949, British diplomats appealed to change the name of this event from "The Boston Teabag Party" to "The Boston Tea Party," removing all negative associations to the now pariah act of teabagging.

Navajo Chief: We accept your peace offering, Washington. In return, the spirits will grant you a swift victory over the British. We will now demonstrate the ancient technique of teabagging. George Washington: Astounding teabagging, gentlemen. The Redcoats will surely repeal these taxes on our tea\!

13. (teabagging) (35↑, 32↓)
something people who play first person shooters do to a player they have just killed/p0wned

shit now he's teabagging me too\!

14. (teabagging) (1↑, 3↓)
A game where a person takes a picture while placing their testicles against an object or person. The objective of the game being to see what the strangest or funniest thing you could put your balls on.

Did you see the teabagging picture my friend posted? Its hilarious\!

15. (Teabagging) (16↑, 18↓)
The act of dipping a nutsack or two into another person's mouth in a repeated motion as if "milking" a teabag up and down into a cup of hot or warm water. Refer to youtube video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfu9CeUbVqw

Man watching Joanna Krupa on TV: I would soooo like to be teabagging her right now... Wife of Man watching Joanna Krupa on TV: say that out loud again and I'll teabag your nutsack in boiling water, bitch\!

16. (teabagging) (0↑, 6↓)
Its basically humiliation of a fellow player you just killed in a first person shooter. Such as COD Black Ops.

lol.. Big Daddy is teabagging Shady.

17. (Teabagging) (1↑, 15↓)
1. Sitting out the back of the surf waiting a frustratingly large amount of time to catch a wave. 2. The action carried out during the inability of a surfer to choose or find a wave to catch.

Dude, we spend 15 minutes teabagging before a power play came through

Author: Settin it straight http://teabagging.urbanup.com/5109727
18. (teabagging) (7↑, 23↓)
putting some once man sack into a nice cup of tea

"ow what the fuck man" "i was teabagging you"

19. (teabagging) (17↑, 41↓)
dippin your balls in a womans mouth

where a man dips his balls into a womans mouth and she licks them like i do to my mum\! teabagging\!

Author: Sam Stoddard Mother Fucker http://teabagging.urbanup.com/4256440
20. (TeaBagging) (3↑, 36↓)
to leave a teabag in the form of a tip

i've been teabagging so many waitresses lately.

21. (teabagging) (50↑, 97↓)
It is a rude awakaning to person woh is victimised, from sleeping in the couch or bed, by applying someone's hairy ball sacks on to the victim's forehead, mouth or eyes. Great way to break the ice with your girl though

Person\#1: "Hey, is that Mike teabagging the hell out of Joe while sleeping on the couch?" Person\#2: "Get the camera". Person\#1: "Well looks like Mike won't be getting with his girl tonight after this one.

22. (teabagging) (32↑, 148↓)
THE ACT OF SUCKING BALLS IE,NUT SACK,SCROTUM,JUICE MAKERS

ERIC CARTMAN OF SOUTH PARK TELLS STAN, YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS\! [TEABAGGING]

Author: USED TERRY TOWEL http://teabagging.urbanup.com/3884629
23. (teabagging) (91↑, 211↓)
The only thing liberals can think of when presented with a grass-roots movement to protest excessive taxes and out-of-control goverment spending.

I cannot think of anything intelligent to say about the Tea Parties so I will make fun of them by making sexual jokes about teabagging.

24. (Teabagging) (33↑, 154↓)
A pejorative term used as an insult by Democrats against Libertarians and others who espouse small-government, low taxation, and fiscally sound public policy. The reference comes because Democrats, “progressives”, “liberals” and other ideologues of the left are under the mistaken impression that a man’s scrotum is as small a tea bag and can therefore be placed in an open mouth. Most Democrat men were long ago feminized by their ideology and by organizations such as NOW, elite universities and non-for-profits where men sit on their balls all day shuffling paper and studying global warming. Therefore, their vestigial testicles and sack are in fact small translucent bags filled with crushed content, much like a tea bag. The occasional Democrat woman who shags a real man or gay Democrat who mistakenly beds a Log Cabin Republican, soon realizes that a man’s sack and balls are nothing like a tea bag or its contents, but more like a couple of mangoes coming home from the market in a burlap sack.

"I nearly suffocated after a fruitless attempt at teabagging in the men's room of the Tea Party convention." --A. Cooper.

25. (teabagging) (22↑, 150↓)
1) The perverted political-sex-act whereby the active, [sacker], demands higher taxes to squander, while the passive. [cup]. unwittingly pays it with a gape-mouthed smile, (usually toothless). 2) The constant interaction between two large factions of the Democrat party, slang; [Bagging your own groceries].

"It's good we Cup-dems got two faces, or we couldn't do this fun [teabagging] to ourse'fs." also "Now I'm good at [teabagging], 'cause I learnt to dip while I'm scratchin' and to breath with m' mouth full\!"

Author: Parsifal's Ghost http://teabagging.urbanup.com/4120788
26. (teabagging) (78↑, 214↓)
The unfortunate but necessary act of exclaiming utter disdain for the grossly unfathomable amount of taxes forced on American citizens by the fascist Obama administration. This protest is generally done with the use of signs and teabags significant of the historical Boston Tea Party, and is peaceful as opposed to the riotous, uncontrolled spectacle created by those who approve socialism in the USA.

"I cannot believe those stupid Conservatives are teabagging Obama over a small tax increase that will help me get money I did not work for but am entitled to."

27. (teabagging) (56↑, 200↓)
Inserting ones scrotum into another persons mouth.

[Barack Obama] submits his Hope and Change drones daily to teabagging, because, well, he can. After all he is The One.

28. (teabagging) (72↑, 264↓)
What our 'dear leader' does to you when he insists he's tripling federal budget spending 'for the people.'

Taxes on inserting my scrotum in Al Gores open and willing mouth? Man that Obama is really teabagging us again\!

Author: Zontar the Barbarian http://teabagging.urbanup.com/3891442
29. (teabagging) (106↑, 303↓)
The sexual act of dipping ones scrotum into a teapot full of luke warm water while your sexual partner masturbates you with one hand at the same time as blowing through the spout of the teapot creating a jacuzzi like sensation around the scrotum.

Fancy a teabagging? Aye, but lets not have the water so hot this time.

30. (teabagging) (66↑, 270↓)
emptying your teabag from a cup into the bin.

Father: 'this teabag needs teabagging, please teabag for me son?' son: 'ofcourse i will teabag for you father'

31. (teabagging) (72↑, 281↓)
Daily Show fans infantile attempts to smear those who may hold a view different from their own.

Hey, Jon, let's go teabagging on the Urban Dictionary site after tonight's show\!

Author: b.o. stinks so does body odor http://teabagging.urbanup.com/3891538
32. (Teabagging) (65↑, 281↓)
An act, obviously sexual in nature (and presumedly more commonly related to homosexual behavior), currently referring to activists against out-of-control taxation. The description of scrotum/mouth dipping is most enjoyable to the lesser minded of the liberal/CNN watching populace, who are subject matters in abherent behavior and homosexual practices. Apparently humorous to homosexuals and liberals.\<---(same?)

Lib \#1: Dude, I was teabagging Biff after our gay rights rally last night\!\!\! Lib \#2: Gnarly\! How'dja git past his dredlocks?\! Lib \#1: uhhh-huh...He held them up\!\!\!\!

33. (teabagging) (93↑, 315↓)
An act performed by liberal males on other liberal males in which the dominant liberal male (the top) squats over the other liberal male (the bottom) and repeatedly inserts his testicles into the other man's mouth. Variations on teabagging include: (i) the clamped teabag in which the bottom liberal male bites down on the top's testicles while the testicles are in the bottom's mouth, (ii) hot teabagging in which the bottom liberal male inserts one or more fingers into the top's anus while the top dips his testicles in the bottom's mouth, (iii) English teabagging in which both men wear a variety of lingerie while teabagging, (iv) the "Nestle" manuever in which the bottom liberal male also masturbates the top liberal male, (v) the "Nestle with a cherry on top" which combines the "Nestle" with hot teabagging and (vi) full organic teabagging in which the Nestle with a cherry on top is combined with the top liberal male performing fellatio (oral intercourse) on the bottom liberal male. Full organic teabagging can also involve putting some whipped cream on top in which the bottom liberal male ejaculates onto the face of the top liberal male.

Anderson Cooper carefully shaved his testicles this morning in anticipation of a long session of hot teabagging with Keith Olbermann before going on his 360 show. He did not plan his day well and put on make-up before seeing Keith. Once there, Keith went wild and did full organic teabagging and put some whipped cream on top. Anderson's make-up artist had diffculty in fixing his make-up and he was late for the show.

34. (Teabagging) (53↑, 285↓)
What all the moronic Lib-stains who have posted here wish Barry The Community Organizer would do to them and their mothers (if they could coax herout from under the porch). That's assuming that Barry even has any balls . . .

Oh gracious good Gawd thank you so much for taking time out of your day to honor me by teabagging me and letting me lick your crack. When will you give me a job as your Press Secretary because I'm sick of working at McDonalds.

Author: You're A$$HOL3$\!\!\! http://teabagging.urbanup.com/3892471
35. (teabagging) (70↑, 322↓)
Process in which a male inserts a teabag into the vagina of a female, who then urinates into the males mouth, thus giving the sensation of tea. Just joking, it's when someone puts his balls in another persons mouth

John: "Look at me bitch\! I'm teabagging you\!" Your mother: "mmmmmffff"

36. (teabagging) (81↑, 368↓)
The act of converting Democrats into Republicans by dunking a healthy set of Republican balls into a willing Democrats open mouth repeatedly.

George Bush: Hey Coop baby, lay down there for a sec\! heheh.. Anderson Cooper: Ok but I'm not going to like this teabagging am I.. George dunks his balls in Anderson Coopers mouth. Anderson Cooper: humlf umumnum num num\! cough\! cough\! Ahem. I wonder if Foxnews is hiring...

37. (teabagging) (71↑, 414↓)
Leaving strange little bags of tea on your doorstep. Having tea delivered, by ordering online.

Blade: I'm having trouble controlling the snickering at the image of him sneaking up to a doorstep and leaving a tea bag. A whole new meaning to teabagging.

38. (Teabagging) (124↑, 483↓)
What all the pea brain democrats do when they realize that Fox News coverage of the Tea Parties nationwide got FOX more viewers than CNN, CNN Healdine News, and MSNBC COMBINED \! That's C O M B I N E D folks \! \! \!) With Obama, Soros, Pelosi and Reid all heading into the tank,it's hard not to want to suck someone's balls\! But, most liberals just suck cock. Obama's, that is.

I need to be teabagging Obama to get my mind off the fact that we Dems are losing big time to the Republicans.

39. (teabagging) (166↑, 657↓)
to insert the ballsack into a fine ass girls mouth

Johnny was teabagging sally when she was asleep.She woke up and literally bite them off.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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